written by Corey Pajka
directed, produced, & edited by Robert A. K. Gonyo
This is a work of fiction. The Professor advises you to listen with headphones.
Music and sound credits:
“Controlled Chaos – no percussion” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
sound effects via FreeSound.org, from users aldebarancw, esmayorga, fillsoko, magedu, melthurian, owlstorm, tjandrasounds, wolick